Nigella talks dirty
So, if you’re like me, you don’t mind cooking, and you probably watch the odd cooking show or two. I find some of the Artists on these shows a tad annoying, but none more so than Nigella Lawson. I am in a household of three, and an extended household of 6, and two out of the 6 (myself included) cannot stand the soft-porn cheesiness of it.
Now, don’t get me wrong; I’ve nothing against the woman herself. She is a very attractive and curvy lass. What I find objectionable is the pure cheesiness of the whole presentation; it’s pure corn, and it really is an overindulgent, fanciful and banal series of sexual motifs that use food and the requisite cooking time to join these moments of innuendo together.
What on earth am I talking about? Well, thanks to commenter Sheeple Liberator over at No Place For Sheep, this brilliant little video sums it up!
I’m so glad to have been of service.
Seriously, thank you, it’s the best laugh I’ve had today…
I agree. I notice also that they never show her from behind – she’s clearly concerned about what people will say about having a big bum, doesn’t mind the attention on her breasts though
Yes, well, I don’t see why it should matter really; she is what she is, as we all are, and as I’m fond of saying, “What other people think of me is none of my business!”
I wish she would just lose the pretense… I might actually watch her then.. Who can say… More double-sided tape and A-Cute camera angles